Madonna is at the Cannes Film Festival exposing some large mature nipples. They call her the “Material Girl,” but she should really take a closer look at the material of her dress, because I can see Madonna’s nipples. I don’t know what prompted this but I guess her over-inflated ego still considers herself hot. Madonna wore this see-through dress to the Cannes premiere of I Am Because We Are, and while once upon a time Madonna looked really good naked, now she looks more like one of the American Gladiators, and I’m not talking about the women on the show. She was hot when she was really the only one whoring it up back in the day. The days of Madonna looking hot are long gone but a few nip shots never hurt anyone. Technically, though, this is actually a wardrobe malfunction. If you look closely, you can see that Madonna is wearing a bra, and it would seem that it has folded over on itself, giving us a Madonna nipple slip, under the see-through dress. But just wearing a see-through dress and showing off her dinosaur old nipples is just wrong. I mean back in the day her shit was pretty hot. Now the only thing saving her career are the gay and lesbian community that still watches her lame concerts. Nothing is lamer than a mature slut!
