Posts Tagged ‘Britney’
Britney Spears Bikini Pictures: Still Not Sexy
I really have no idea why I’m posting these Britney Spears bikini pictures. She hasn’t looked good in years, and these pictures are no exception. She still looks pregnant, even though she’s probably not, which means that belly isn’t full of babies, but Cheetos (and God knows what else).
Anyway, it’s too late to take it back now. What’s done is done, and we all have to live with it. I wish that someone would just burn all of Britney’s bikinis, but knowing her, she’d just walk around naked, so I guess this is better than the alternative.
Britney Spears is getting way too fat
Britney Spears is getting way too fat,hohohoho
Britney Spears Sex Tape is For Sale By Her Paparazzo Ex-boyfriend
Britney Spears has a sex tape. When it is made public you can bet the GutterUncensored.com will have it for download. Britney Spears’ January trip to Rosarito with then-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib seems to have yielded a little more than Montezuma’s revenge, although I’m sure it smells about the same: there’s a Spears-Ghalib sex tape out there, and Adnan want to sell for millions. What a surprise, the paparazzi dude made a sextape of Brit, lol. Insiders believe it may be the most lucrative sex tape of all time because of it’s “freak show” status. The National Enquirer is reporting that Adnan Ghalib, Britney’s former paparazzo boyfriend, is shopping a sex tape the pair made on their trip to Mexico.
Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”
You never know…it may relaunch her career. It certainly did wonders for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Please keep in mind that this tape was made in January of 2008, one of the peak months of Britney Spears really fat and crazy swing. Watching this might unlock some portal and send you to another dimension where you’ll never be able to get an erection ever again. Here are Britney’s Rosarito, Mexico vacation pics. Click on pictures to enlarge.
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Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981 in McComb, Mississippi, United States) is an American pop singer-songwriter, dancer and occasional actress. She has sold over 83 million records worldwide according to Zomba Label Group. The RIAA ranks her as the eighth best-selling female artist in American music history, having sold 31 million albums in the U.S. Her success as a recording artist has allowed her to work in other media; she has acted in film and television, has written two books, and has been contracted to endorse several products, including her own perfume line.
Spears released her debut album …Baby One More Time in 1999, propelling her to international stardom. It spawned the Billboard topping single “…Baby One More Time”. She released her second studio album Oops!… I Did It Again in 2000 with continued success. A third album Britney was released in 2001, followed by the release of her fourth album In the Zone in 2003. The album’s breakout single “Toxic” won Spears her first Grammy Award. After the release of a greatest hits collection, EP, and a remix album, she released her fifth album Blackout in 2007.
As a result of her fame, Spears’s personal life has received much media attention. This only escalated after her marriage to Kevin Federline in 2004. She gave birth to her first child, Sean Preston, in 2005 and to her second child, Jayden James, in 2006. The couple’s divorce in November of the same year was highly publicized, followed by an ongoing custody battle over their sons.
Britney Spears Confirmed Returning to TV
As Colorfulmars reported on 20 Apr, Britney Spears will appear in an episode called “How I Met Your Mother”. The appearance has now been confirmed. The only difference is that the episode will be called “Everything Must Go” instead of “How I Met Your Mother”. Thomas (Executive producer and co-creator) told media:
“We’re all so thrilled to have Britney joining us once again. And just to head it off at the pass this time around: Yes, Mom, Britney’s very nice and no, I can’t get her autograph for you.”
Britney Spears Caught Sunbathing in the Nude Candid Naked
Britney Spears sunbathing naked, good to see she still has a little crazy in her. She as been pictured in her backyard like a million times by the paparazzi before, by now you would think she would know not to go nude. Britney Spears and trashy go together hand-in-hand like bologna and cheese. Britney nude, naked and laying out in the sun smoking a Marlboro cigarette is almost hot in a 3:00 am Waffle House kind of way. I remember when she looked hot as hell and everyone wanted to nail her. Now not so much. Shes looks like Shreks’ no so little baby sister. Just look at that extra wide ass spreading out. Click on pictures to enlarge.
