DeAnna Pappas is the new Bachelorette. And because she’s the fourth in a long line of completely boring, phoney reality show bimbos, this will be the first and last time I talk about DeAnna Pappas (unless a DeAnna Pappas sex tape pops up). Also, even though it’s obvious, it should be pointed out that I’m only writing about her because these DeAnna Pappas bikini pictures came out today, and it’s a slow news day, and she’s kinda cute. Though I wouldn’t compete with 12 other guys over her.
And yes, these bikini pictures were completely staged just to get some attention for her lame show, but as previously noted: slow news day. More DeAnna Pappas bikini pictures after the jump.
You know what I didn’t expect? That these Jennifer Lopez bikini pictures would actally be half decent. But they are. The Super Diva is on vacation with her husband, Skeletor, and their newborn twins in Tenerife, Spain, and J.Lo (she hates being called that!) showed off her post-pregnancy body. Which like I said before is not nearly as bad as I was expecting. Probably for the bes though that we can’t see her ass…
Lisa Rinna may be 44 and have the lips of a mutated fish, but she looks pretty damn good in a bikini. In fact, these Lisa Rinna bikini pictures are actually better than the Katherine Heigl bikini pictures we saw, and don’t get me started on those Britney Spears bikini pictures. And they are both half her age. And also unlike Britney Spears, Lisa Rinna is an actual MILF.
