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Yeah, so, um, Miranda Kerr is topless. That’s pretty awesome, though it would have been awesomer if she wasn’t covering herself with a newspaper. Still, we do get to see some nipple action, so all is not lost. We also get a full on shot of Orlando Bloom’s ass. But if that’s the price of getting to see Miranda Kerr topless, it’s worth it.
It’s also nice to see that Miranda Kerr doesn’t take her work home with her. After all, we just saw Miranda Kerr in a bikini on the runway yesterday, and who wants to wear their work clothes on their day off? I just wish Miranda had more days off.
I really have no idea why I’m posting these Britney Spears bikini pictures. She hasn’t looked good in years, and these pictures are no exception. She still looks pregnant, even though she’s probably not, which means that belly isn’t full of babies, but Cheetos (and God knows what else).
Anyway, it’s too late to take it back now. What’s done is done, and we all have to live with it. I wish that someone would just burn all of Britney’s bikinis, but knowing her, she’d just walk around naked, so I guess this is better than the alternative.