Daily Archives for Saturday, January 2008

My Exercise Pet Peeves

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Despite the fact that I have been experiencing severe tail-bone pain for the past two weeks (due to a semi-drunken tumble down a flight of stairs), I have been attempting to keep up with my five-days-a-week gym schedule. Any other time of year and I probably would just take advantage of the fact that my ass is a lovely shade of eggplant and sleep in instead. But, being that everyone else in the world is using this month to get in shape, I felt motivated to do the same.

Being that I can

Lindsay Lohan At The Cloverfield Premiere

Lindsay Lohan

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Fergie Performes With Her Fly Open

Fergie

I was going to start saying how hot Fergie actually looks in these pictures of her grabbing her booty, but then I noticed her fly was open. Then I remembered how she peed herself while performing on stage a few years back, and that photo up top of Fergie and the two dancers turned into

Britney Spears

Britney Spears has been fired from the new movie, Memoirs of a Medicated Child, in which the troubled star was slated to portray the girlfriend of a mentally-ill man. The independent flick will begin shooting this spring.

Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul

Britney Spears

Spies close to Britney Spears deny that the popwreck has been ousted from a starring role in the upcoming indie flick Memoirs of a Medicated Child; in fact, they say Britney was never approached to appear in the movie.